Chris Madoch

Honest, original, talented, eccentric, misunderstood, feisty, insightful, progressive, outrageous, charming, alarming, ageing majorly but still able to be considerably more engaging than a minor, elitest, in the nicest possible way- the evolved socialist way, pithy, powerful

Talented writers and readers not trite and demented bottom feeders. [I'm GAY so no way is that an intentional pun.] My greatest empathy is with escoriatingly honest polymaths devoid of ignorance, prejudice and bigotry.
This statement usually sorts out the sheep from the goats- except the most bloated of delusional egos; it was meant to.

Delicious bent men of all ethnicities, shapes, sizes and ages, who have got their shit straight are always welcome. I am in a 'conditionally open' relationship that has lasted for 26 blissful years. Beat that Hets!!

OK! OK! Some women- intelligent, open-minded women with the balls to come on board can cyber friend me. But positively no tongues.

And, PLEASE, don't get me wrong, I love gay friendly straights- they keep topping up the constant rainbow percentage without whom we would all be increasingly lonely.

AMERICANS [Mostly in fly-over States] beware- unless, of course, you are intelligently aware that there is a much more vast and, dare I say it, greater world beyond the boundaries of your precious land of the suspect free and the plastic fair.